Prepare your crotch: the necrosexual has his own comic
Those of you who have been following MetalSucks for several years now (cursed kids and their trap metal!) know we’re big fans of the Necrosexual, the black metal-loving journalist/musician/stripper whose use of body paint and steak makes us blush and gag more than any album cover by Cannibal Corpse. And now it looks like the dude is docking in space with Spider-Man, because he’s released his own comic book, full of all the blood, meat strips, and boxed wine we’ve never seen before. any of us could have asked.
The comic is called The insatiable necrosexualand is now available via the Bandcamp of its titular hero. Drawn by the artist Ben Fidler, the jam-packed number follows the necrosexual as he puts on a show, drinks crappy booze from the sky, and continues on a bacchanalia of erotic carnage no one has ever seen, and perhaps ever, really, because it’s a comic. Reading it will remind you of illustrated classics such as Fritz the cat, Metalocalypseand this hentai i drew when i was 13 where wednesday addams steps on my balls in wedge heels and calls me ‘wiener-chuggin’ Pobrecito.”
Here is the official description of this eye-soaking masterpiece:
The GRIM-1 bleeds to the page with an original 30-page full-color story, illustrated by artist Ben Fidler and written by me! This story is filled with necrosexual lore, a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor, and all the headaches and heartbreaks that come with being a black metal musician. Inspired by trve events (mainly.)
The hero himself says:
“Finally, a real story that can be read with both hands. It’s a real page turner, stuffed with my signature heavy metal humor. Both insiders to my horny, haunted world will dig in the jokes. And for those who are new to the Necrosexual, you’ll be scared, excited, and certainly entertained all at once. I absolutely put the GRAPHIC in “graphic novel. XXX Celsius!”
Check out some select pages from the comic below. The initial impression of this genius work is apparently already sold out, but we’re sure Marvel will pick it up in no time – have you seen the second one? Venom film? They will do anything! – so get ready to see an overly gritty origin story movie about the necrosexual in the near future.